PezWerewolf
29 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
  • 00:02 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/8AamqA #
  • 18:27 Just finished #reading You Suck by Christopher Moore. #
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28 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
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27 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
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PezWerewolf
26 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
  • 00:02 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/6Wjcyy #
  • 20:24 Just finished #reading Still Missing by Beth Gutcheon. #
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25 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
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24 November 2009 @ 12:03 am
  • 21:05 I've been online for over an hour and this is the first time I've tweeted. #
  • 21:21 RT @picturecool: Twilight sucks so much that... #photo bit.ly/6uwdzL #
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Feeling: cold
Listening To: Angel
 
 
PezWerewolf
22 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
  • 00:23 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/7XHwuw #
  • 14:02 Finished #reading The Cold Moon by Jeffery Deaver last night before bed. #
  • 16:47 Lego Rock Band...what is this world coming to? #
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PezWerewolf
21 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
  • 00:04 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/4bBk3M #
  • 00:46 I'm worried, sad, and cold. Today is not my best day. #
  • 00:48 "Snow. Trees. Chipmunk robots on ice." #
  • 01:17 I think I'm done for the day. I don't actually know when I'll be on next, but feel free to leave a message. #
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PezWerewolf
20 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 00:29 There's a sound in my room that's making me uncomfortable in a way I can't describe. #
  • 00:35 I'm always amused when things I own but don't expect to see on Amazon are recommended to me. It's like, "Hey, those are my bookends." #
  • 00:39 I got sucked way too into Disney. @ddlovato is like a gateway drug. #
  • 00:40 No strobe lights! #
  • 01:06 I wonder if I'm being ignored. #
  • 02:25 Guess I'm done for now. I should be back on in the evening after FlashForward. #
  • 21:56 Does the universe enjoy making me feel like an asshole? #
  • 22:06 RT @JeremyCShipp: Want a PDF of my short horror story CAMP? tinyurl.com/ylcm4tj (RT, if you wouldn't mind.) #
  • 22:31 I don't even know if I still have plans Sunday. #
  • 22:53 RT @FakeAPStylebook: In a double entendre, write a figure of speech so it can be taken in two ways--from the front and from the rear. #
  • 23:08 I think emotional distress makes me more susceptible to cold. #
  • 23:49 You can't have a character called Doctor Scott and expect me not to laugh. #
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PezWerewolf
19 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
  • 00:02 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/3dfFiM #
  • 01:50 twitpic.com/pyw3s - @Dragontamerno3 is too nice to me. #
  • 19:56 RT @JeremyCShipp: 5 free Bizarro Books. The Bizarro Starter Kit Blue includes my novella, Flapjack: tinyurl.com/ye8w8xd (RT, please) #
  • 20:13 dontclickthis.whatingods.name/cat-slide.gif Look at this if you currently need cheering up. #
  • 20:40 The flashes of colored light you see when you rub your eyes are called "phosphenes." #trivia #
  • 20:45 www.rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2009-11-18 Sounds like fun. #
  • 20:51 So, no one DMed me calling me a jerkface. #
  • 20:55 @Dragontamerno3 But it would have been funny. #
  • 21:23 Mmmmmmm…pumpkin bread. #
  • 21:44 Sitting here makes my toes cold. #
  • 21:49 "You haven't answered anything! You've just drawn little smiley faces in everything. Well, everything but the trapezoid." #
  • 21:49 "That's got evil eyes. What's wrong with the trapezoid?" "It's a nasty little bastard." "Of course it is." #
  • 21:52 "You want me to teach you?" "I guess you'll have to or I'm just going to make all the shapes happy again." #
  • 21:52 "It's geometry, Sam. Nothing's happy." #
  • 22:55 Giraffes on ice. #
  • 23:10 My elbows are dry and they itch like crazy. #
  • 23:51 RT @JeremySole: About to depart from @KCRW airport for a 3 hr flight, cruising at an altitude of 89.9fm #
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PezWerewolf
18 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
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PezWerewolf
17 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
  • 00:03 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/1X7mKO #
  • 00:06 I feel like a bad person. #
  • 00:12 i37.tinypic.com/2en2b0m.jpg I need more puppies in my life. #
  • 00:15 @Dragontamerno3 Don't concern yourself with it. #
  • 00:18 I just attempted something, and not only did I fail, but I hurt myself doing it. #
  • 00:27 bit.ly/17XEJi This scares me. No lie. #
  • 00:36 I feel like I should apologize. #
  • 00:43 I will not go get the whiskey. My stomach wouldn't appreciate it. #
  • 00:53 @Dragontamerno3 Again, don't concern yourself with it. #
  • 00:56 My fingers and toes are going to fall off. Only not, because this is Los Angeles and it doesn't really get cold. #
  • 00:58 I don't want to be like this. Why can't I make myself stop behaving in ways I don't like? #
  • 01:02 Anyone want to come over here and punch me in the face until I'm unconscious? #
  • 01:09 @Dragontamerno3 A broken nose would add character. #
  • 01:11 @Dragontamerno3 I barely broke it, it doesn't even count. #
  • 01:17 I feel like everyone who knows me should want to break my face. #
  • 01:21 @Dragontamerno3 But everyone should. I'm the person who knows myself best, and I can barely stand myself. That should mean something. #
  • 01:23 Skip! #
  • 01:28 "As much fun as it would be to charm the pants off her I'd rather do that without magic. " Actual lulz. #
  • 01:34 My remotes hate me. #
  • 01:59 I almost never get cold. Why am I so cold right now? #
  • 02:17 I'm gonna have to worry, aren't I? #
  • 02:23 Acid-belly. #
  • 02:26 I might cry if I don't keep myself distracted. #
  • 02:35 I should have just become a hermit. I'm no good with people. #
  • 02:39 I'm thirsty, but water is cold and will feel horrible to drink. #
  • 02:46 Probably a good idea that I reconsidered tweeting something. Good chance I would have caught flack for it. #
  • 02:50 Sometimes life is terrifying. #
  • 02:54 It certainly doesn't help that I've never wanted it. #
  • 02:56 tinyurl.com/yl4en94 I need this book. #
  • 02:57 For the link-phobic, the book is Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming into Existence by David Benatar. #
  • 03:00 Truth is, there's nothing we're quite so good at as fucking things up. #
  • 03:05 The earth could be a pretty cool place if it weren't for all the people living on it. #
  • 03:13 @mordantkitten Life is an STD with a 100% mortality rate. #
  • 03:14 The idea that this could be FUBAR fills me with a childlike terror. #
  • 03:19 I should probably try to get to sleep. I don't have a very good track record when it comes to coping with things that truly scare me. #
  • 03:27 I imagine I'll be on tomorrow night. Unless I manage to figure out how to sleep for a week straight. #
  • 03:29 Maybe things will look better in the light of a new day. #
  • 03:32 I don't have hope, though. Mostly by choice. Hope will break you faster than 'most anything. #
  • 03:37 I would love nothing more than for things to work out alright, but I think it's best to assume crash positions. #
  • 03:40 @Dragontamerno3 Good to know. #
  • 03:41 Hopefully, my bottle of water will no longer be painfully cold by the time I wake up. #
  • 03:45 If it's this cold tomorrow, I may have to drink so much coffee and/or tea that I die from caffeine overdose. #
  • 03:48 Okay, that last tweet is a horrible lie. It'd be really difficult for me to drink enough caffeine to die. #
  • 03:51 Sometimes, everyone forgets that I'm a fucking idiot. #
  • 03:52 Tim thinks the internet is a place that you should never go. #
  • 03:57 I feel horrible, and the really crappy thing is that nothing can be done about it. #
  • 03:59 I've been on the other side of this. Turns out both sides feel like shit. It's almost enough to make me believe in karma. #
  • 04:03 I think maybe I'm done depressing everyone within a five mile radius. #
  • 04:04 I should go try to stop shivering. #
  • 04:04 Hopefully, the acid-belly won't prevent me from sleeping. If it does, I may actually have to hit the whiskey. #
  • 04:08 @Dragontamerno3 I'm trying to avoid unhealthy coping mechanisms as much as I can. And sleep is more urgent for you than me. #
  • 04:10 I'm contemplating the pack of cigarettes in my bag. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. #
  • 04:13 @Dragontamerno3 You do too. Life goes on. No matter how much we wish it wouldn't sometimes. #
  • 04:16 I'm so used to people underestimating my intelligence that I'm bewildered when they overestimate it. This is all out of left field. #
  • 04:19 What is with all these new people following me tonight? #
  • 04:19 They're all tweeting about how awesome everything is when I'm tweeting about how the human race ruins everything. #
  • 04:20 @Dragontamerno3 That's not what I meant. I meant that school and work are still important. #
  • 04:21 Fred is so much more hardcore than people generally give her credit for. #
  • 04:23 Yes, I just interrupted my 'the world is topsy-turvey' tweets to talk about Angel. #
  • 04:34 Trading Spaces: Boys vs. Girls always makes me want wacky things in my room. #
  • 04:37 This room is turquoise and amethyst. #
  • 04:37 I'm a little shocked that I spelled amethyst correctly on the first attempt. #
  • 04:41 www.journalfen.net/community/sparklefield/61069.html I don't even like RPattz, but I feel so sorry for him. #
  • 04:54 I realized the other day that I'm actually a little scared that Cher will try to make another comeback. #
  • 04:59 I'm such a Southern Californian. It's 63 degrees and I'm like, "My feet are going to fall off!" #
  • 05:08 Who in this day and age would say that they 'feel like an absolute heel'? #
  • 05:08 I'll tell you who. This dork, right here. *Points to self* #
  • 05:10 I was supposed to be in bed about two hours ago. #
  • 05:12 Shut up, stomach! I know you're hungry, but we can't eat so soon before bed. #
  • 05:22 Now I am the Cow of Pain. #
  • 05:23 And I am apparently a jerkface. #
  • 05:27 @Dragontamerno3 Okay, I am still the Smooshed Face Lion. Sometimes my hair is right, but my face needs smooshing. #
  • 05:30 'Good morning' is two words! Stop trying to make it one! #
  • 05:36 My eyebrows are stupid. #
  • 05:38 So far, no one has DMed me to tell me I'm a jerkface. #
  • 05:39 The Latte Art Test - tinyurl.com/ya58hhq - You Are Complex and Brilliant #blogthings #
  • 05:44 My toes are so cold that I feel like I could use my feet to go ice blocking. #
  • 05:45 I've been DMed by @Dragontamerno3 and called a jerkface, but it doesn't count because she's actually involved in this kerfuffle. #
  • 05:48 @Dragontamerno3 I reserve the right to call old, strange men who rant at me about things I don't care about 'windbags.' #
  • 05:49 @Dragontamerno3 Everyone has the right to laugh at me, and most exercise it frequently. #
  • 05:53 @Dragontamerno3 Yo, LotR, Imma let you finish, but The Odyssey is one of the most epic epics of all time? #
  • 05:54 Even if I'm not going to bed right fucking now, I need to brush my teeth. #
  • 05:55 @Dragontamerno3 You made a drunken typo. Not the first. Probably won't be the last. #
  • 06:13 In addition to my eyebrows, my nose is also stupid. #
  • 06:17 images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/4/128806594968876273.jpg …Yes. #
  • 06:17 img97.imageshack.us/img97/5223/funnypicturescatisgrump.jpg This is so me. Except that it's a cat. #
  • 06:19 Why would you eat a sandwich you found on the garage floor? Even if it was on a plate. #
  • 06:22 Am I to assume that no one else wants to DM me about how much of a jerkface I am? #
  • 06:26 The sun is up. I should be sleeping, but now I'm worried that @Dragontamerno3 has passed out and is going to drown in her own vomit. #
  • 06:27 Why have I been tweeting about vomit so much lately? #
  • 06:30 bit.ly/1JtTTW Can I have one for my house? #
  • 06:51 Finally, quite a bit later than I had originally planned, I'm off to bed. #
  • 06:51 Leave a message if you wish. Even if it is just a DM telling me I'm a jerkface. #
  • 14:09 twitpic.com/pspe1 - Meep #
  • 14:30 twitpic.com/pss6m - I was considering skipping the caffeine. #
  • 14:57 When seen from the corner of my eye, I briefly thought the neighbor's fall-themed flag was the Spanish flag. #
  • 15:34 Why does the world so love tossing me in the middle of terribly dramatic affairs? #
  • 15:35 twitpic.com/pt16j - I appear to be bleeding. #
  • 16:26 I need to be near the ocean. #
  • 18:35 Just finished #reading Island of the Sequined Love Nun by Christopher Moore. #
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PezWerewolf
16 November 2009 @ 12:03 am
  • 13:30 twitpic.com/poav4 - Wearing this to grandma's b-day dinner. #
  • 13:53 twitpic.com/poetb - The sky is so blue today. #
  • 16:19 twitpic.com/pp108 - Pint of black and tan. #
  • 22:45 Today, I stuffed myself full of free beer, squid, and fries. #
  • 22:51 @Dragontamerno3 I'm sorry your love for me freaks you out. #
  • 22:52 bit.ly/4DXSTm It just can't reach the doorknob. #
  • 23:00 "Handsome man. Saved me from the monsters. Bye!" #
  • 23:03 bit.ly/173sLy Bee vomit! #
  • 23:05 xkcd.com/663/ Sagan-Man #
  • 23:15 wondermark.com/566/ Supernatural collective nouns. #
  • 23:16 @Dragontamerno3 tinyurl.com/yhv9z3t I think this might be what my soul looks like. #
  • 23:21 My soul is a grumpy hedgehog in a cup. #
  • 23:31 bit.ly/39UG1m I don't care how ugly they are. I still want them like mad. #
  • 23:36 bit.ly/2Bw9BN Terrifying. #
  • 23:41 My stomach and I aren't getting along well. #
  • 23:47 The cold is hurting my extremities. #
  • 23:49 Send a coat hanger to pro-choice Dems who voted for #Stupak Amendment: www.sendacoathanger.com @credomobile Please RT #
  • 23:52 The lack of socially awkward penguins in this post is making me sad. #
  • 23:55 What is so difficult about the word 'does'? Why do people keep spelling it 'dose'? 'Dose' is a word, just not the one you want. #
  • 23:55 Sorry, pet peeve. #
  • 23:57 I am too awkward to be allowed to live. #
  • 23:58 And I just got blood on my keyboard. #
  • 00:02 "Claw Machine Fail" - twlol.com/tw/?v7-26449 #lol #fail #
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PezWerewolf
14 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 00:04 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/3a9eYg #
  • 00:16 "Since when do you fix things?" "I'll fix anything if it means I get to use tools and stuff." "You do know what you're doing? Right?" #
  • 00:16 "No, not really but c'mon, how hard can fixing a stupid leaky faucet be?" #
  • 00:16 "Probably fairly difficult considering people go to a special school or something for this kind of thing." #
  • 00:21 The interaction between Cordy and Gunn in early season two is pretty adorable. #
  • 02:59 I'm off for the night. Don't know if I'll be on tomorrow or Saturday. Probably Sunday, though. As always, feel free to leave a message. #
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13 November 2009 @ 12:03 am
  • 00:45 Do not use the phrase 'lady lumps' in fic. That just ruined everything. #
  • 01:50 Words that have actually come out of my mouth: "Cannibalism is funny until you get a prion disease." #
  • 01:50 I will never be a normal person. #
  • 02:59 I'm off for the night. I'll most likely be back on tomorrow night after FlashForward. Leave a message if you'd like; I read my @ replies. #
  • 14:32 twitpic.com/p9yd0 - Got a postcard. #
  • 21:28 My head hurts and it's making me feel like I might vomit. #
  • 21:50 "[P]ipes shuddered and trumpeted as if trying to extrude a vibrating moose." #
  • 21:53 I really hope I don't vomit. I just took pills, I need time to absorb them. Vomiting them up would be such a waste. #
  • 21:53 I'm sorry for talking about vomit so much. It's just what's on my mind at the moment. #
  • 22:29 Today is one of those days where the human race terrifies me more than usual. #
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PezWerewolf
12 November 2009 @ 12:02 am
  • 01:37 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/2EbxKI #
  • 15:45 Just finished #reading Stupid White Men by Michael Moore. #
  • 22:44 I have to make sure I remember to update my reading list. #
  • 22:46 DNW New Moon commercials. #
  • 23:03 "The local time is 2:00 A.M., the outside temperature is 63 degrees, there is a semiconscious hooker gurgling at your feet." #
  • 23:20 Turns out that just thinking about songs getting stuck in my head is enough to get Party in the USA stuck in my head. #
  • 23:26 Now I have The Purple People Eater stuck in my head. I'm not sure if it's better or worse. #
  • 23:34 Now I have That Spells DNA stuck in my head. That's what I get for reading the PLoS feed. #
  • 23:43 RT @JeremySole: about to start. 12-3am on 89.9fm @KCRW or www.kcrw.com worldwiiiide. #
  • 23:45 bit.ly/fzGX8 Sloth tree! #
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PezWerewolf
11 November 2009 @ 12:03 am
  • 00:04 Daily Tweeting bit.ly/2GIdkO #
  • 00:31 "Now, tell me about this love." "Well, I’m in it. Like mud. Just like mud." "Your love is like mud?" #
  • 00:33 "Taro" is a root; the word you were looking for was "tarot." Or you just didn't press the T key hard enough. #
  • 00:47 Don't tell me about buy one, get one free coffee. I have enough coffee, I don't actually need more. I am now full of wanting. #
  • 01:01 I haven't had Clearly Canadian in so long. #
  • 01:01 I don't even know if they make it anymore. #
  • 01:26 Why am I watching this movie again? Once is enough for Snakes on a Train. #
  • 01:27 I've seen it twice, and I still can't quite believe it exists. #
  • 01:34 The Snakes on a Train DVD has such cheap-ass menus. #
  • 01:43 This guy cannot say "runaway train" to save his life. #
  • 02:16 When a male fails at female anatomy, I just think, "stupid boy." But when a female does it, it's just depressing. #
  • 02:42 Okay, shutting down. Don't know if I'll be on tomorrow or not. I almost certainly will be on Wednesday, though. Leave a message if you want. #
  • 14:24 Just finished #reading The Book of the Dead by Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child. #
  • 21:34 twitpic.com/p2ygn - Frankie says relax. #
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PezWerewolf
10 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 14:09 twitpic.com/ox9sw - Watching 80s videos. #
  • 19:54 It's been days, and I'm in pain, but I'm here. #
  • 21:07 I'm getting a headache. I guess I'll make some tea. #
  • 21:17 tinyurl.com/yhehskj I did declare while watching V that he looks like a cross between Michael J. Fox and Jamie Bamber. #
  • 21:17 Just ask @Dragontamerno3, she was there. #
  • 21:39 It doesn't matter how fast I'm scrolling, I almost always notice when someone mentions @taylorswift13. #
  • 22:34 I can't breathe through my nose. #
  • 22:36 And my shirt is damp. #
  • 22:40 And my headache came back. I don't think the universe likes me today. #
  • 22:49 I just seem to like unfortunate incidents involving foodstuffs. #
  • 00:01 This DVD case smells horrible. #
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09 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
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08 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
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